Cartoon Caption Contest #2!
I’d like to try to tempt you to take part in a New-Yorker-style cartoon caption contest.
I’m an amateur cartoonist, on themes like analytics, innovation, social media, and marketing (they’ve been featured in places a diverse as university MBA programs and the internal blog of the world bank…)
It’s been a year and a half since I first proposed a cartoon caption contest that resulted a wonderful outpouring of SAP Community creativity and humor.
I recently found myself with a drawing but no caption (I think I just forgot what it was supposed to be about!) — so I’m going to turn over to you for your ideas!
I’m afraid there are no prizes (legally, it’s hopelessly complicated), but you will win the undying admiration of the community, and (if you’re game) we’ll feature the winning entry here in the SAP community and elsewhere.
Here’s the incomplete cartoon:
So now it’s your turn – what’s going on here?!
Rules:
- Ideally the caption would be connected to technology & business trends — but hey, if you have something else funny, go for it!
- Multiple entries are fine — but remember the goal is quality rather than quantity
- Please be nice — sarcasm is fine, but defamation and insults wouldn’t be cool
- Don’t hesitate to (respectfully) add your own spin to somebody else’s entry — the name of the game is collaboration!
And if you think this is a fun idea, please share!
Regards,
Timo
Here's the first entry, on the analytics, from Lars Shubert of Graphomate:
"I know you feel sad and empty without your beloved Excel, but can't you give our implemented analytics solution a try, please?"
"Think of me as your own personal cloud"
OK, so here's my first attempt: "When I said 'get a grip', Smithers, this is NOT what I had in mind..."
"OMG, Smithers - your Analytics make me all soft and stuff"
"I thought we were going to implement HANA Cloud Platform at the company. Turns out 'HCP' stands for Horribly Clingy Persons ..."
tfw they want you to buy tableau because lolz
Don't get too close. I'm only in this for your data...
FYI, Eric Vallo is currently in the lead for the ""the NSFW honorable mention" award, for his absolutely hilarious -- but sadly completely unprintable -- suggestion. If you have anything along the same lines, you can DM me on Twitter @timoelliott, or email me at timo.elliott@sap.com...
Thank you, Timo. I feel like I've already won.
This one is from Andrew Fox: “Despite the quality of your data I still love you!”
“I know you were expecting a financial bonus, but experts say appreciation is more effective, so…”
[This is true, apparently]
I love it when you talk data to me !
"Thank you, Thank you for buying me #SAPHANA, its the best Christmas present ever"
Marketing > Sales
"I like hugs. I'm a hugger. Are you a hugger? Bring it in. I hope you don't mind my hugs. Lunch? Is this weird? How are the wife and kids? Should I let go now?" <- That guy
Coming 2017 - SAP Empathy Labs