Working with SAP software for a few years has made me realise:
- typing SICK is a suitable way to see if my system is OK
- SPAM is not just a Monty Python song or meat product
- SCUM is a perfectly acceptable transaction for managing users
- seeing a sign STAU on a bridge over an autobahn near SAP’s headaquarters is not them telling you about a new system administration transaction code
- it is ok to have one way into an ABAP system and more than 10 ways to get out.