January 16, 2009 Less than a 1 minute read

Tale of an SAP addict…

Doctor: Please come in.
Patient: Thank you.
Doctor: What’s your name?
Patient: atejadag.
Doctor: That’s your name?
Patient: Yes. It’s my user name.
Doctor: Ok. Where do you live?
Patient: SE38.
Doctor: SE38?
Patient: Yes. That’s where I spend most of my time.
Doctor: Ok. What places have you visited?
Patient: Oh. Last week I was at SE37…SE80…SmartForms and ST22… 🙂
Doctor: Did you just lay down your head to the left and smile?
Patient: No. I just smiled.
Doctor: Ok, never mind. Do you have any kids?
Patient: Sure. I got two.
Doctor: Great. What are their names?
Patient: R/3 and NetWeaver. NetWeaver is the younger.
Doctor: Ok. Those are very unusual names.
Patient: I’m a very unusual guy.
Doctor: Yeah…I can tell.
Patient: …
Doctor: I know why you are here…But can you tell me why you are here?
Patient: Sure. I suffer from short dumps.
Doctor: You’re what?
Patient: My sy-subrc are always more than zero.
Doctor: Ok. I just hear enough. You really need my help. Please come back next week.
Patient: Ok, thank you very much. /NEX
Doctor: And now…What you’re supposed to do?
Patient: I’m trying to end this session…/NEX…But it doesn’t work…You may need to call your Basis guys.
Doctor: …Don’t worry, I’m going to do it…

Hope you like it -:)

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Dipankar Saha

January 16, 2009 at 5:55 am

A great Friday humor! Keep it up Blag!
- Dipankar

Alvaro Tejada Galindo

Blog Post Author

January 16, 2009 at 6:00 am

Dipankar:

Thanks -:) Going to try to keep it flowing -;)

Greetings,
Blag.

Former Member

January 16, 2009 at 7:17 am

R/3 and netweaver reminded me of my chemistry professor. He names his daughter as Iodine and son as Neon. Other kids used to tease them with stuff like, "does mommy serve you food on the periodic table?".

Prateek Raj Srivastava

January 16, 2009 at 8:01 am

Side-splitting Blag 🙂

Best Regards,
Prateek

Marilyn Pratt

January 16, 2009 at 8:41 am

and smiling still. Thanks for this fun ranting. I had an instructor who wanted his class to pronounce ABAP correctly (because they all said A-BAP like the first letter of English Alphabet is pronounced). So he always started his class with an exercise and it wasn't a coding one....
He asked: "What do you say when the doctor says stick out your tongue"? because that's the way to pronounce the language. One smart guy answered, "tell him its my stomache that hurts". My does now from laughing.

Former Member

January 16, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Hi Marilyn
In some parts of the world, ABAP does start with an Ay sound, and we don't understand how it becomes arbup!
Cheers

Former Member

January 17, 2009 at 11:08 am

Blag,
This one is so nice. When I read the blog title, I assumed it would be more of "How you got into ABAP?".
Great and Enjoy mate !!
Regards
Kathirvel

Former Member

January 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm

will surely give you short dumps. That's why you need SICK to see if you are.

Ameya Pimpalgaonkar

January 21, 2009 at 12:37 am

Can not stop laughing. Great post. 🙂 look forward to read more.

Alvaro Tejada Galindo

Blog Post Author

January 21, 2009 at 5:20 am

Thanks Ameya -:)

You can actually read some of my "Blagbert comics" at http://blagbert.blogspot.com -;)

Greetings,
Blag.

Mark Finnern

January 21, 2009 at 10:46 am

Only saw this now.
Brilliant!
Put a big big smile on my face, Mark.

Former Member

January 24, 2009 at 11:48 pm

Batch job smile_dump
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Job completed.
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Spool " Nice One "

Regards

Shiva

Rodrigo Paisante

January 27, 2009 at 3:10 am

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