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SAP Facts Chuck Norris style – Only five days left

SAP FACTS Chuck Norris style

In one of my latest blogs, Humor@SAP Contest: Are you ready?, I announced together with SDN a contest for creating the funniest SAP Fact Chuck Norris Style.

This contest will end at 22.October at 24:00 GMT+1 or in less than five days!. After the vote has ended, we will go through each individual vote for the top entries and look for cheating.

Just to remind you of the prizes; there will be three GRAND PRIZES along with the eternal glory:

  • 1st prize: 200 points
  • 2nd prize: 150 points
  • 3nd prize: 100 points

Each approved submitted fact with a valid BC URL will also get 2 points

So far we’ve gotten 79 approved facts and there has been 2400 votes cast. You can still contribute with new facts, just follow the instructions from my Humor@SAP Contest: Are you ready?.

Top 30 facts so far

Here are the top 30 facts so far. Please vote for them and the other facts, so that we can get the true winner of the contest.

Position Fact Votes Score
1.  Yes, even Larry Ellison is a homo SAPience 40 7.93
2.  Read in Wikipedia under the term Oracle: “… the use of Oracle bones dates as far back as the Shai Dynasty” 40 7.87
3.  The matrix runs SAP 71 7.85
4.  A popular sentence when dating: “MySAP or YourSAP?” 53 7.74
5.  Oracle runs SAP 94 7.71
6.  Chuck Norris uses SAP to keep track of his death count 66 7.7
7.  SAP stands for Shai Agassi Products 53 7.69
8.  In the ABAP forum some SDNers use the Psychic Friends Network to predict the next question to have the answer ready before it even has been posted. 54 7.63
9.  SAP NetWeaver is based on alien technology 59 7.63
10.  By reading the source code of transaction SE38 you will temporarily be granted invisibility 60 7.62
11.  If you post a question in the SDN ABAP forum, Rich Heilman already has the answer typed in and is just waiting for you to press the “Post Message” button. 47 7.61
12.  When SAP NetWeaver was released, there was a disturbance in the Force 47 7.61
13.  SAP is so secure that condoms are made from it 23 7.57
14.  SAP = MS^2 50 7.57
15.  There is only one number greater than the number of transactions in a SAP system – the number of people that Mark and Craig want to turn into SDN community members. 26 7.54
16.  Not 42, but SAP is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. 30 7.54
17.  SAP wins a patent for all technologies whose names have 3-letter acronyms: ERP, CRM, MDM, XML, ESA, SOA etc… 41 7.51
18.  SAP only made its software so complicated because this way they were able to lay the foundation for the vast SDN community that would soon replace all SAP developers. As SDN points are easier to give away than monetary salary, the company’s increase in profitability is expected to crush all existing stock software, making place for SAP to installed in there, which would increase sales again … all in order with the SDN program (SAP Dies Never). 21 7.47
19.  The European Union has decided that by 2008, ABAP will be the only offical language used in parliament 51 7.46
20.  Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for: Finally use SAP in our network 52 7.4
21.  SAP is such a great software that initially there weren’t any errors. But in order to have any work to do at all, they made up some bugs 60 7.37
22.  The “Blue Pill” takes you to Walldorf. 13 7.36
23.  From IMDB: When Larry Met SAP… Plot Outline: Larry and SAP have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear SDN would ruin the friendship. 16 7.35
24.  One day in the near future SDN points will replace the dollar as the preferred method of payment 43 7.31
25.  SAP XI is used by Pentagon to translate alien radio signals to plain english 49 7.24
26.  Think Bill Gates is generous? SAP has earned $10 in donations for its partners for every $1 it makes. 21 7.23
27.  SAP expects the Spanish Inquisition 27 7.21
28.  SAP made Bill Gates retire. When asked why, SAP answered “Because we can” 46 7.21
29.  HAL9000 ran 4.6C and spoke to Dave through a voice interface via EP6 SP2. While in transit the upgrade to SP9 was performed. There were issues……….. 36 7.2
30.  What Yoda really meant to say about the force: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ABAP. 28 7.16

New facts

There are some new facts which are not the main list, since they have less than 20 votes (this is necessary in order to get a fair result).

Please vote for them as well from

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